im grateful to anyone that still wants to be my friend after getting to know me
(via wantedd-you-more)
- me: does one sit-up
- me: checks for abs
it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser I am
(Source: llzzyhale, via dreaming--nightss)
- mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
- me: ok
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: mom where are you please
- me: mom please the line is moving fast
- me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
- employee: next
- me:
- employee:
- me: faints
